"This fucking romansh people"
Charta da lectur or da la California

Tschel di m'ha scrit Bill Clinton in e-mail.
(Mia dunna di adina che jau vuless smetter da blagar d'ina tala maniera en las PUNTS.) 
En mintga cas - tschel di m'ha scrit Bill Clinton in e-mail. Ussa ha'l gea temp avunda per scriver chartas per tut il mund enturn. AI cumenzament da la charta aveva'l inditgà ses numer da conto cun la remartga: "For a fucking poor president'" Suenter ha'l lura fatg ina interessanta dumonda: "Where do this fucking romansh people live? I was for a holiday in St.Moritz, the flop of the world (this village is situated between Little-Milano and Champfèr), and I didn't find there one person who speakes romansh, fuck! A big kiss, Bill."

Er sche jau na sai betg scriver uschè bain american, hai jau natiralmain dà resposta immediatamain:
"Char Billy. If you and Monica (or Hillary) like to scuntrar unbedingt somebody who speaks rumantsch at Santa Murezzan, you have to go into the "Bagn da cura". The guardiabogn there is Göri Caminada. His mamma lives in Vrin, his bab lives in Tinizong, his brother's name is Heidi and his sister is Ursin da la stgella. Göri Caminada is the only real voice of rumantsch in Santa Murezzan. Because he is the first person who speaks the original rumantsch, iI rumantsch grischun. Sometimes he cries "aua"! - And that's the rumantsch word for "water". Forsa, if you learn very good la chara lingua da la mamma, you can go la fin d'emna with Göri Caminada a Vrin, to his mamma. La mamma da Göri will show you the open-air Val Lumnezia. Ella is a fan of Gölä (il frar of Elvis Presley) and she drinks very much Calanda-Bräu (il Heineken grischun). Sco mintg'onn, she will sing after 10 bieras: "Eviva la Grischa ed eviva l'Espana" - That's a very popular song of the rumantsch people. On the way back to Santa Murezzan, Göri will show you his bab. EI is the Alpöhi (cowboy). And el refusa to speak rumantsch, because his only amias are las vatgas (the cowgirls). Sometimes he smokes grass, together with las vatgas. All the rumantsch people smokes erva (Iatin: anemonus alpinus). Billy, if you see la televisiun there, dasper Alpöhi, then salida a Mariano Tschuor. That's a very good ami da mai. And say a Mariano, that he should come to Hollywood, per al spedir at the moon! Taidla Billy, if you have auters questions, give me a telefon or an e-apple. Blers bitschs, Tes Men."

In per dis pli tard hai jau survegnì ina cartulina da vacanzas: "Char Men, nus essan qua a Tinizong, discurrin e fimain a moda e maniera rumantscha. Chars salids da nus tuts - Bill, Hillary, Monica, Göri, Mariano, Alpöhi, Heidi, Ursin da la stgella, Nella, Prinz Charles e Samuel Schmid."

Ed anc in regla per umens:
Pli gugent pischar en pe sin tualetta che crudar cun iI tgil en la "closetta".

Cun chars salids Voss Men Caduff